A press convention by Beck Bennett’s Mike “I don’t imagine in science” Pence become a marketing campaign free-for-all once more on “Saturday Evening Reside’s” chilly open.”
Pence admits that his new job to steer the battle towards COVID-19 is an actual “check of my religion — similar to dinosaur bones and Timothée Chalamet.”
Kenan Thompson’s Ben Carson warns everybody that the coronavirus is “gonna be baaad.” He reveals off “Make America Nice Once more” face masks which are going to take some time to ship as a result of they’re manufactured in Wuhan, China.
It’s “not the time to politicize this concern,” Bennett warns. That’s the cue for Fred Armisen’s Mike Bloomberg to leap up among the many crowd of “reporters” and make a pitch for a “competent” president even when that candidate “lacks charisma or the flexibility to attach with human beings.”
Kate McKinnon’s Elizabeth Warren ambushes “Bloomberg” when he pops up on the entrance podium. “You’re my job now,” she tells him. “Did you actually assume you have been gonna get away from me?” She bugs him once more these non-disclosure agreements with girls. “I is perhaps fifth within the polls, however I’m No. 1 in your nightmares, Mike,” she taunts. Bloomberg “supported Lindsey Graham, he funded SARS, he invented site visitors, he wrote and directed the film ‘Cats.’ That may be a unhealthy man,” she provides.
John Mulaney’s Joe Biden boasts about kickin’ butt in “South Crackerbarrel.” He provides a rambling, half-incoherent story about South Africa and the way he satisfied Nelson Mandela that “whitey was okay.”
Rachel Dratch as Sen. Amy Klobuchar tells Colin Jost’s Pete Buttigieg that the “entire average from the Midwest shtick is mine, so keep out of my middle lane, bitch.”
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